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Lpenda
Senior Member
Username: Lpenda

Post Number: 398
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.

He climbed down from his truck to survey the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of state department of transportation workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together.

In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief.

"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
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Are you ready for this?
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Here it comes!
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The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."
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Wanda
Senior Member
Username: Wanda

Post Number: 507
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 02:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

OOoooo, that was bad!

:-)

Wanda

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