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Senior Member Username: Lpenda
Post Number: 393 Registered: 03-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 03:29 pm: |
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At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote." I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous quote: "It ain't over 'til it's over!" There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?" "You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that was the first thing that came into my head." "Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote." I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she did. Then it dawned on me: "Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?" |