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Lpenda
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Username: Lpenda

Post Number: 393
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 03:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote."

I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous quote: "It ain't over 'til it's over!"

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"

"You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that was the first thing that came into my head."

"Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."

I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she did.

Then it dawned on me: "Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?"
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Alayne
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Username: Alayne

Post Number: 916
Registered: 02-1999
Posted on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 04:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

That was really funny!Lea

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