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     Deva Intermediate Member Username: Deva Post Number: 54 Registered: 02-2003 |
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife! The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Have a great day! Dee | ||
| Sherrill Senior Member Username: Sherrill Post Number: 238 Registered: 02-2002 |
That was very good! ROFL You have a great day, also! Sherrill Daughter of a Rose Gift Baskets | ||
| Kdeer Senior Member Username: Kdeer Post Number: 720 Registered: 06-2003 |
LOL!! Gotta love that one!! Thanks!  Krista |
