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     Lpenda Senior Member Username: Lpenda Post Number: 373 Registered: 03-2003 |
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. Then I proceeded to tell him that we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me, as I returned to the table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable. | ||
| Gail Senior Member Username: Gail Post Number: 391 Registered: 02-2003 |
ROFLMAO OMG I want to try that one!!!!! Whoo hoo MAN is that hysterical!!!! Thanks for sharing! LOL Gail | ||
| Rumcakes Advanced Member Username: Rumcakes Post Number: 189 Registered: 01-1999 |
Dying (to use a phrase) with laughter....good one | ||
| Kdeer Senior Member Username: Kdeer Post Number: 699 Registered: 06-2003 |
OMG! This is hysterical!! I also can't wait to use it!! I'm practicing my technique! ROFL!! -Krista |
