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Always_gifts
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Username: Always_gifts

Post Number: 128
Registered: 09-2003
Posted on Friday, November 25, 2005 - 06:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The company's payroll has hundreds of homeless and jobless people working. His The business grossed over one million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When he replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the stunned insurance man says, "What, no e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you had one!"

"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."

Which brings us to the moral of the story:
Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also.
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Lpenda
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Username: Lpenda

Post Number: 363
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Friday, November 25, 2005 - 08:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Made me laugh!

Thanks,
Linda

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