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Mavenbeth
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Username: Mavenbeth

Post Number: 852
Registered: 02-2003
Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 11:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped...
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Beth Luggery
Why Choose Ordinary....CHOOSE Extraordinary!
Hand delivery to ALL of South Florida
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Lizm
Advanced Member
Username: Lizm

Post Number: 199
Registered: 03-2002
Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ROFLMBO,Beth!!!
Thanks,now I got call a EN&T specialist about the coffee burns in my nose!
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Kdeer
Senior Member
Username: Kdeer

Post Number: 679
Registered: 06-2003
Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

GREAT one Beth!! Absolutely agree with Liz...good thing I wasn't drinking coffee!! ROFL!!
-Krista
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Lpenda
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Username: Lpenda

Post Number: 352
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 05:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Beth, you're so bad, you're GOOD!

Thanks,
Linda
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Svin415
New member
Username: Svin415

Post Number: 5
Registered: 03-2005
Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 06:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Just got home from the office and wanted to thank you Beth. I really needed a good laugh. Perfect!!!
Thanks,
Sharon

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