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Mavenbeth
Senior Member Username: Mavenbeth
Post Number: 852 Registered: 02-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 11:40 am: |
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by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. Beth Luggery Why Choose Ordinary....CHOOSE Extraordinary! Hand delivery to ALL of South Florida
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Lizm
Advanced Member Username: Lizm
Post Number: 199 Registered: 03-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:24 pm: |
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ROFLMBO,Beth!!! Thanks,now I got call a EN&T specialist about the coffee burns in my nose! |
   
Kdeer
Senior Member Username: Kdeer
Post Number: 679 Registered: 06-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:43 pm: |
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GREAT one Beth!! Absolutely agree with Liz...good thing I wasn't drinking coffee!! ROFL!! -Krista |
   
Lpenda
Senior Member Username: Lpenda
Post Number: 352 Registered: 03-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 05:47 pm: |
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Beth, you're so bad, you're GOOD! Thanks, Linda |
   
Svin415
New member Username: Svin415
Post Number: 5 Registered: 03-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 06:09 pm: |
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Just got home from the office and wanted to thank you Beth. I really needed a good laugh. Perfect!!! Thanks, Sharon |