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     Lpenda Senior Member Username: Lpenda Post Number: 351 Registered: 03-2003 |
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~~Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~~Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~~Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~~Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~~Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.~~Andrew A. Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and ove we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. ~~M.Facklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. ~~Sigmund Freud If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ~~James Thurber A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~~Robert Benchley I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~~Rita Rudner Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. ~~Dave Barry Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.~~Franklin P. Jones My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.That's almost $21.00 in dog money. ~~Joe Weinstein Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul..chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~~Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~~Robert A. Heinlein If all else fails, pet the dog. | ||
| Lizm Advanced Member Username: Lizm Post Number: 198 Registered: 03-2002 |
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul..chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~~Anne Tyler "" And,if I may add, that we must be gods:we can make night into day and walk through walls! (that doorknob concept will forever puzzle them.)  Thanks for posting that,Linda. | ||
| Kdeer Senior Member Username: Kdeer Post Number: 678 Registered: 06-2003 |
I particularily like the second to last quote... Thanks for the laugh Linda! -Krista |
